Chapter One--Creation

In the year 1622 B.C.E, in a town not too far from present-day glenbiew there was a colony of Natives.  Now, these Natives lived pleasant, simple lives.  They had no appreciation for clothing and lived by eating what the land gave them.  They spent their free time roaming the land, making love to the women of other tribes, sleeping in the midday sun, and thinking about what life would be like on the other side of the world.  They called themselves the Zimmerites, the true chosen people of Jewddalah, their God.  

The Zimmerites had an amazing history, which started with Adam and Eve's grandson: Aleczesty.  Aleczesty, son of Cane, strove for ultimate perfection in life.  Upon learning that his father murdered his brother and his grandparents disobeyed Jewddalah, he did not want to procreate with other Humans, as he felt they were evil.  He wandered the earth for many years, contemplating many questions about why people were evil.  On day 844, Aleczesty arrived at a river, where he stopped to take a drink.  In the river, he met the mother of the Zimmerite people: Alyssumo, a flounder/salmon hybrid.  Upon gazing into each other's eyes, they immediately fell in love.  They named their first son Zimmer.  Zimmer was no ordinary 1/2 salmon/flounder 1/2 human.  He had incredible shape-shifting powers that gave him the ability to hunt and kill all prey.  He also had a sixth sense; it was a sense no other creature had ever possessed: Smysersmell.  It was the ability for him to read people's minds.  Zimmer had two brothers.  Their names were Fill and Will.  From them sprang forth the great tribe: The Zimmerites.