Chapter Four--The Spies

Back in the Russian camp, Ricarday and JZ were amassing an army of hundreds of thousands.  They lived a nomadic life, going from tribe to tribe picking off followers and killing the rest.  It was brutality at its worst.  As the Russians marched slowly toward the panicking Zimmerite camp, two fairies, Christoph and Kitty, overheard Ricarday's plan to encircle the camp in a midnight ambush.  Christoph and Kitty, known for being devilish troublemakers, decided to inform the Zimmerites.  On their way, however, they got into an argument about who was wearing more stylish clothes. They argued and argued and eventually things got violent.  Christoph threw a punch at Kitty who deflected it and broke Christoph's face over a giant anvil.  Enraged, Christoph raced back to the Russian camp to join Ricarday's army.  His plan was to foil Kitty's attempt to tell the Zimmerites about the Russians and frame Kitty.  He knew the Russians would execute her immediately.  

When Kitty got to the Zimmerite camp, Markofvious and Hagnimity had finally created order in the tribe.  When Kitty informed Markofvious of the plan, he came up with a plan: he would summon the god of Argyle, Rajega, to bring a fashion crisis upon the Russian camp.  Markofvious knew Ricarday's weakness: his inability to cope with poorly ironed slacks and flannel shirts.  But, to summon the God of Argyle, Markofvious knew he would have to venture deep into the underworld to the median spirit Flynncock.  Markofvious, leaving Hagnimity to run the camp, left his wife, Stacy, and their son, Danny Bernick Markofvious, to explore the deep dark depths of the underworld to find Flynncock.