Chapter 6--The Quest

Markofvious enjoyed the company of Thiboner, who ran even faster than he did. By the end of the second night, they were talking amicably about their past manly ventures. Markofvious bragged of the time he impregnated four women with one bicep flex. Thiboner told of the time he earned his name, which used to be Toby, by stealing an emerald from the bellybutton of Rains, the snow beast. As the stories were told, however, Markofvious grew nervous that Thiboner may be manlier than him, and more apt to lead to the Zimmerites. By the third morning, Markovious’s jealousy was full blown and he formulated a plan. He told his pet falcon, Hernandez, to kill Thiboner. As the two beautiful fellas strolled into Flynncock’s forbidden forest they took a moment of pause. The only entity that had ever entered Flynncock’s forest was Rajega himself. They bravely ventured forward until they came upon her swampy nest. She emerged, beautiful but for a dark set of gills on the left side of her throat, and asked why they had encroached on her swamp. The brave heroes told her of the need for Rajega. “He pesters me with facebook videos all the time, and takes pictures of his body whenever there is a camera around. You will have to do something in exchange if I am to summon him.” Apperantly, there was an enormous goat who was devouring her bid flocks who was named Gurdon.
0 “I have only ever eaten one, but it was so delicious, and I would love to have some more. Should you slay Gurdon, I will call Rajeda.” The heroes quickly ran to the mountain pass where Gurdon dwelled. He slept noisily, and breathed so heavily that each time he inhaled his long chin hair was drawn into his fanged mouth. Knowing they could not defeat him while he was awake, they pushed a boulder off of a mountain brook above and crushed his head with it. While pushing, however, Hernandez waited until they approached the very edge of the cliff. He then landed on Thiboner’s shoulders and pushed him off, into Gurdon’s mouth below. Markofvious returned to Flynncock, the lone survivor. Happy about Gurdon’s demise, she called Rajeda, who had been waiting for her call. He appeared with a flourish in a poof of an Argyle cloud. After Flynncock instructed Rajeda of his mission, Rajeda and Markofvious began to trek home with Hernandez in tow. Before returning to the village of the Zimmerites, Thiboner’s wife, Punjanshu, found the two travelers. She nagged Rajeda until he was deeply wounded and timid. Markofvious helped Rajeda limp away, afraid that he might no longer have the strength to combat the Russians with a fashion disaster.