Chapter Nine--Clash of the Titans

In the land of the Mole People, Markofvious sowly approached Lord Hite. As he entered his chambers he was compelled to kneel at the greatness that surrounds the concept of his majesty. "Rise" Lord Hite said. "what do u seek" Markofvious answered "I would like to return to the land of Glenview to lead the Zimmerites into battle" Lord Hite looked up at Markovious from behind his Macbook pro. He stood up, clad in jeans, a green polo, and sandals, and summoned his two chief advisors, Spotty C and Grike Meanstein, After a long and contemplative discussion, Lord Hite issued a decree. Just as Markofvious suspected, to leave the land of the Mole People and return to lead the Zimmerites he would have to prove himself. His test: battle to the death v the Sweil. Markofvious knew the odds were set against him, but his bravery outweighed his courage. He accepted the challenge shaking with fear. Lord Hite snapped his fingers, and before Markofvious could blink he was standing in the middle of a giant Greco-Roman colosseum, equipped only with his trusty sword Reygan, and wearing a heavy metal t-shirt and black jeans. He looked around at the millions of mole people jeering at him as Lord Hite sat on his royal throne, which he called Wesmory. his advisors sat next to him, in addition to his court jester, schim jultz. The crowd went silent as Lord Hite began to speak. He welcomed the challenger, Markofvious, and wished him the best of luck. "Let the fight begin." At his signal, a giant gate at the base of the colosseum opened. Out from it sprung Sweil, an 900 pound monster of a fighter. Foaming at the mouth, he lunged forth towards Markofvious. Trying the same trick as he did on Murrayman, he jumped out of the way at the last second, attemping to force Sweil into a corner. Unfortunately, Sweil was much too quick for Markofvious and has Markofvious flipped, Sweil changed directions and pinned Markofvious to the ground. Unable to reach Reygan from his sheath, it seemed as if the fight would end too quickly. But Markofvious, having learned the ways of Jason Peterson, used a Synoptic Dilusion spell to make himself invisible and flipped Sweil onto his back. Reygan in hand, Markofvious charged at Sweil. They fought brutally in an even fight for 3 hours. Unfortunately, Makofvious had not nearly the endurance that Sweil had from years of speaking drills and practice speeches. Markofvious was sweating profusely and was reaching the point of collapse. Two young whippersnappers in the crowd, who had heard of the plight of the Zimmerites, could not bear to see Markofvious lose. Balex Kiles, the owner of club 17, and Mathias Meshticles, known as Metroman, decided to help markofvious. They jumped from the stands into the Colosseum. There was no turning back. They each drew their swords. Balex charged forward at Sweil, who turned around and snapped him in two like a twig. Metroman knew this would not go well. Raised in a health spa in metro atlanda, Mathias was not prepared for the brutality of Sweil. But Mathias could not save himself for his bright pink pants drew Sweil's attention immediately. As Sweil charged at Mathias, Markofvious flung Reygan straight at Sweil, puncturing his heart and killing him. The crowd was silent. Dead silent. Lord Hite showed no emotion, however, and honored Markofvious' bravery. With the snap of his fingers, Markofvious and Rajega were magically transported to the Zimmerite camp just in time. The Russians were approaching quickly. They had little time to bring a fashing crisis upon Ricarday.